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Who is PittRxMan?
This is one of my favorite pictures. It was
taken in one of my contemplative moods.
More than likely, I solved all of the world's problems that day!
I would like to introduce myself,
I am an old man. My hobbies are brain surgery and taxidermy.
It is pretty easy to see the connection.
I'm a sick old guy with a lot of warped ideas and no one is safe!
I have strong likes and dislikes just like everyone.
Here are some things that really annoy me: Cowardly terrorists who think human life is expendable, people who hate kids and dogs and people who run stop signs & red lights!
FYI .. the name PittRxMan ... Pitt .. from the University of Pittsburgh ... Rx associated with the profession of Pharmacy and man which is opposite of woman.
If I had three wishes I would ask for World Peace and tolerance for other's beliefs, second ... how about cures for Cancer, AIDS, Alzheimer's Disease, Heart disease, diabetes and other nasty things that plague man kind and third , well, could I have my sex life back or is that asking a little too much?
Well actually my third wish is pushing it a little! Maybe this will work for wish number three! Well, I wished away a lot of miserable diseases did I not? Now we have these diseases that have no where to go. Why not use them to punish folks who write computer viruses? One wonders if these virus writers are all that damn smart why aren't they working to find a cure for some of these illnesses. Maybe if we infected some of these bastards they would get to work and find us a cure!
Here are characteristics that I admire in people: A sense of humor, confidence without arrogance, dedication to family and to God and community. I really like people who can give of themselves and play their cards close to their chest. Just do nice things for others and don't expect to be rewarded. Many times, when you try to aid others, you get dumped on so you have to be prepared for untoward reactions and accept them. At the end of the day, it is what you accomplish that makes a difference. Your personal feelings mean nothing and if they do, it is a reflection of your ego.
I have been asked how old I am. I can't remember so I went to get my birth certificate and I found it crumbled in little pieces. I am trying to restore it as we speak. I guess I should have had it laminated. Anyway, who cares? If you can still enjoy the beauty of a sunset, I ask you, who really cares? Age is a state of mind!
I am a widower. (When I wrote this!) I lost my wife to Ovarian Cancer in 1997. If you want to find out more about my late wife, Juanita, you can visit www.MPowerFlorida.org. You might visit there and help me spread the word. See Brittany's Project SIX.
I think the best thing about my 36 years of marriage was marrying someone far above my status. Juanita turned my life around. She was a Nurse Practitioner and practiced her profession in the spirit of Florence Nightingale. She loved our three sons unconditionally. I have no idea where my life would have gone without her. Who knows, I might have landed in jail!
And now that I have placed my sadness at your feet I want you to see who just walked into my life and stomped all over my heart .....
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
Kim (left) Too (center) Bo right
Dido's song is dedicated to my three sons who do not approve
of my happiness!
Hopefully, some day, they will grow to understand but then ... It's My Life and
I'm going to live it!
Dido's My life
What I choose to do is
of no concern to you and your friends.
Where I lay my hat may not be my home, but I will last on my own
'cause it's me, and my life
It's my life
Oh the world has sat
in the palm of my hand not that you'd see!
And I'm tired and bored of waiting for you and all those things you never do
'cause it's me, and my life
It's my life
It's my life
Old Irish saying
A son is a son till he takes a wife
A daughter's a daughter for the rest of her life
AT LAST! A medicine I can recommend for
Not Just for July 4 but for all year long!
PATIENCE PLEASE, LARGE SOUND FILE ATTACHED! WORTH THE WAIT!
Adam & Eve This could have been trouble!
Speed Bump (no translation needed!)
Speed isn't everything
Turlington's Tattoo Remover
Now the product that you have been waiting for! Avoid those embarrassing moments!
Finally! A product that your dog will love!
Budweiser does it again!
1: any of various economic and
political theories advocating collective or
governmental ownership and administration of
the means of production and distribution of
goods 2: a system of society or group
living in which there is no private property
b: a system or condition of society in which
the means of production are owned and
controlled by the state. 3: a stage of
society in Marxist theory transitional between
capitalism and communism and distinguished by
unequal distribution of goods and pay
according to work done
You cannot legislate the poor into
prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of
prosperity. What one person receives without
another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."*
* Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1984* 1931 - 2005AMEN!
Sadly John Fortune (Wood)
passed away December 31, 2013 RIP
I couldn't help
noticing that some of the posts on YouTube called the
above video "racist." Keep in mind that this was
posted 4 months BEFORE the collapse of Bear Stearns. There is a sharp difference between American humor
which tends to be politically correct to Britain's humor which pulls no punches to make a point. What the writers
of this skit intended was to show us all that had the people known how carelessly some of these ARMs were issued
they WOULD NOT HAVE INVESTED IN THEM! Now in case you don't remember
let me refresh your mind as to how far irreverent British and Aussie humor can go.
This from over 30 years ago
Monty Python's "Never be Rude to an Arab"
I'm sure you now have a clear understanding of my point!
For sale on EBay. Same guy? Look in mirror.
RIP Neda Agha-Soltan
"The Voice" is NOT silenced!
YouTube will ask you to sign in or sign up to view! Graphic!!!
May your ultimate sacrifice lead to freedom for your people!
Sen. John McCain's comments on Neda
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad blames CIA for Neda's death
This is the same guy who said there was no holocaust and no homosexuality in Iran
million dollars a day~
Who will pay this back????
A Power Point tribute to the bravery of the American Soldier! EXCELLENT!
Capitalism VS. Socialism
Yes. I know it's old but still important! Large file!
Hooded winter jacket with large inside
pocket to conceal identity & carry
9 mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00
Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS!!!!!
A little more cowardly version below
Are you having a bad day?
It could be worse!
Peace ..... PittRxMan
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