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This is one of my favorite pictures. It was taken in one of my contemplative moods.
More than likely, I solved all of the world's problems that day!

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   I would like to introduce myself, I am an old man. My hobbies are brain surgery and taxidermy. It is pretty easy to see the connection.
    I'm a sick old guy with a lot of warped ideas and no one is safe!
    I have strong likes and dislikes just like everyone.
    Here are some things that really annoy me: Cowardly terrorists who think human life is expendable, people who hate kids and dogs and people who run stop signs & red lights!
    FYI .. the name PittRxMan ... Pitt .. from the University of Pittsburgh ... Rx associated with the profession of Pharmacy and man which is opposite of woman.
     If I had three wishes I would ask for World Peace and tolerance for other's beliefs, second ... how about cures for Cancer, AIDS, Alzheimer's Disease, Heart disease, diabetes and other nasty things that plague man kind and third , well, could I have my sex life back or is that asking a little too much?
    Well actually my third wish is pushing it a little! Maybe this will work for wish number three! Well, I wished away a lot of miserable diseases did I not? Now we have these diseases that have no where to go. Why not use them to punish folks who write computer viruses? One wonders if these virus writers are all that damn smart why aren't they working to find a cure for some of these illnesses. Maybe if we infected some of these bastards they would get to work and find us a cure!
    Here are characteristics that I admire in people: A sense of humor, confidence without arrogance, dedication to family and to God and community. I really like people who can give of themselves and play their cards close to their chest. Just do nice things for others and don't expect to be rewarded. Many times, when you try to aid others, you get dumped on so you have to be prepared for untoward reactions and accept them. At the end of the day, it is what you accomplish that makes a difference. Your personal feelings mean nothing and if they do, it is a reflection of your ego.
    I have been asked how old I am. I can't remember so I went to get my birth certificate and I found it crumbled in little pieces. I am trying to restore it as we speak. I guess I should have had it laminated. Anyway, who cares? If you can still enjoy the beauty of a sunset, I ask you, who really cares? Age is a state of mind!
    I am a widower. (When I wrote this!)  I lost my wife to Ovarian Cancer in 1997. If you want to find out more about my late wife, Juanita, you can visit You might visit there and help me spread the word. See Brittany's Project SIX.
    I think the best thing about my 36 years of marriage was marrying someone far above my status. Juanita turned my life around. She was a Nurse Practitioner and practiced her profession in the spirit of Florence Nightingale. She loved our three sons unconditionally. I have no idea where my life would have gone without her. Who knows, I might have landed in jail!
    And now that I have placed my sadness at your feet I want you to see who just walked into my life and stomped all over my heart .....

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Kim (left) Too (center) Bo right
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Dido's song is dedicated to my three sons who do not approve of my happiness!
Hopefully, some day, they will grow to understand but then ... It's My Life and
I'm going to live it!

Dido's My life

What I choose to do is of no concern to you and your friends.
Where I lay my hat may not be my home, but I will last on my own
'cause it's me, and my life
It's my life

Oh the world has sat in the palm of my hand not that you'd see!
And I'm tired and bored of waiting for you and all those things you never do

'cause it's me, and my life
It's my life
It's my life

Old Irish saying
A son is a son till he takes a wife
A daughter's a daughter for the rest of her life

My bride!

AT LAST! A medicine I can recommend for everyone!

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Not Just for July 4 but for all year long!


Adam & Eve  This could have been trouble!
Speed Bump (no translation needed!)
Strip Poker

Speed isn't everything
Turlington's Tattoo Remover
Now the product that you have been waiting for! Avoid those embarrassing moments!
Finally! A product that your dog will love!
Budweiser does it again!
Shockwave required!

And you thought you didn't like rap music!? This could take a while depending on your connect speed/ 22.8 users FORGET IT!
OK, I want this car!
Honda Service call!    Wanda Sykes
Toyota Commercial Scotland
Practice Safe Sex
Amazing Grace like you've never heard it before!
Most amazing horsemanship (female rider) worth a view! AWESOME!
Tell me why??? Why does it have to be like this?
My Pasco County Woman

Obamacare after a few years :(
Liberals: It ain't gonna be pretty :)
Where do I start?
Obamacare ... aka The Affordable Healthcare Act. Nancy Pelosi said we should call it that:) Current and long term problems with the Affordable Healthcare Act.
Possible problem with physicians and medical practitioners:  Some may leave their practice and students might quit school. No mass exodus yet, Thank God!
Are Americans losing their doctors because of Obamacare?  YES!   Remember the IRS is now in charge of Obamacare (enforcing penalties LOL )
Will I be able to keep my pharmacist and have the same drug coverage under Obamacare?  Ugh .... No! As for your pharmacist?  Maybe not!
You might lose your Doctor because the plan you choose might exclude him or her as providers and some drug coverage insurance might re-direct you to another pharmacist. This can happen even though at the time you chose the plan your physician was listed as a provider. That also applies to your pharmacy and pharmacist.

Remember this?
That folks is bull shit!

November 2016
These are our choices!
How the hell did we get here?

Exactly how I feel about voting for you in 2016!

Exactly how I feel about voting for you in 2016 .... scared, very scared!

Alright, let's address Benghazi. 

Do I really need to comment? Four people dead and people have forgotten what Hillary ignored!

What the hell is Democratic Socialism?

So·cial·ism Pronunciation: so-sha-li-z-m

Function: noun
Date: 1837

1: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods  2: a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b: a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state.  3: a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for,
another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."*

* Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1984*  1931 - 2005


These gentlemen have given me and millions more a lot of laughs throughout the years with their spot on political satire.John Bird & John Fortune
The "Two Johns" explain the current economy Part 1
The "Two Johns" explain the current economy Part 2
The "Two Johns" explain the current economy Part 3

Sadly John Fortune (Wood) passed away December 31, 2013  RIP



44 Presidents from George Washington to Barack Obama

The subprime mess explained

I couldn't help noticing that some of the posts on YouTube called the above video "racist."  Keep in mind that this was
posted 4 months BEFORE the collapse of Bear Stearns. There is a sharp difference between American humor
which tends to be politically correct to Britain's humor which pulls no punches to make a point. What the writers
of this skit intended was to show us all that had the people known how carelessly some of these ARMs were issued
they WOULD NOT HAVE INVESTED IN THEM! Now in case you don't remember
let me refresh your mind as to how far irreverent British and Aussie humor can go.
This from over 30 years ago
Monty Python's "Never be Rude to an Arab"

I'm sure you now have a clear understanding of my point!


For sale on EBay. Same guy? Look in mirror.

Mr. President: This still is true be it health care, education or whatever!

My congratulations to President Obama and Prime Minister Gordon Brown for staying out of the election fiasco in Iran.
But I don't have to keep quiet!
Look at the new face of Iran. Neda Agha-Soltan brutally murdered standing up for her rights!

More Photos

RIP Neda Agha-Soltan
"The Voice" is NOT silenced!
Video Link
YouTube will ask you to sign in or sign up to view! Graphic!!!
May your ultimate sacrifice lead to freedom for your people!
Sen. John McCain's comments on Neda
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad blames CIA for Neda's death
This is the same guy who said there was no holocaust and no homosexuality in Iran

Nice Job Navy Seals AND Captain Phillips!  :)

How much is one trillion dollars? Let's say you were born on the same day as Jesus Christ. You decided that you would spend one million dollars per day ($1,000,000) and you did that for 2010 years.  You would have spent 733,650 million dollars. Put it this way $733,650,000,000.00.
This is one trillion dollars $1,000,000,000,000.00!  Now my mention of Jesus Christ was to nail down a time frame ..... nothing more~

One million dollars a day~
Who will pay this back????

For Memorial Day      Remember me?  Produced by 15 YO Lizzie Palmer

A Power Point tribute to the bravery of the American Soldier! EXCELLENT!


The Real Stars - Ben Stein

Capitalism VS. Socialism

Yes. I know it's old but still important! Large file!


Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity & carry gun:    $65.00
9 mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00
Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery:   PRICELESS!!!!!

A little more cowardly version below


Are you having a bad day?
It could be worse!

Peace ..... PittRxMan

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